Лимерик №148

My neighbor came over to say

(Although not in a neighborly way)

That he'd knock me around

If I didn't curb the sound

Of the classical music I play.

I told him, «Get out of my place

You're an utter uncultured disgrace;

You're a simpleton loon.

Don't you know a good tune?»

Then he walloped me square in the face.

Я – классику очень люблю.

Сосед – нет, сказал: «Отлуплю!

Не станешь, как я, –

Заплатишь, свинья!»

И вот на врача я коплю…